A Juggler, during to his performance, is stopped by the police.
Policeman : “What are those machetes doing in your car?”
Juggler : “I juggle them in my act”.
Policeman : “Oh yeah?” “Let’s see you do it.”
The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
Passenger by : “Wow,” “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”