Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Weding Diseaster!

Ni masalah ndak sabar2 mau menikmati malam pertama... hahaha...

Ni pula gf lama... sekurang2nya, dia mau scuk juga tu anu dia dulu bab uda melepas... kah kah kah....

Oh My Gosh! hahaha... silap landing tu bang... kah kah kah...

Huh... dont let ur bride get drunk... hehe

I Kill u afta dis... muhuahahahahaha.... (Setan)

Dont Play play... hehe... Ops, the groom too serious... poor bride... haha

She said,.. " I Still Miss my ex les kiss"... haha... but "He still my man"... muhuahahahaha....

He thinked like this... "Did i too harash? huh,.. her butt is more juicy" kah kah kah

"Oh mom, dont do this to me... Im still too young... Uwaa..."

Awek lama seh... hehehe

This is number one rate... Simpan tenaga untuk malam ni... hahahahaha

Problem With My Computer!

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? Ifind only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do notprovide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?