Sunday, September 24, 2006

Body Languages

Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw and was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he was, he continued his grand tour.
On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.
Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag and displayed in front of the camera.
Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us chicken and goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice." The senator watched silently then said, "No lah!...what Samy trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK!!!"
The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the man for an explanation.
The Senator reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG!!!" ("I am coming back!!!" in Indian accent)