An elderly couple led a very healthy life. The wife was a health fanatic, so they were eating healthy food every day. They did not eat unhealthy food such as bacon, steak, maybe on rare occasions, but generally they ate healthy food and exercised regularly. So they both lived to a ripe old age.When they both died and went to heaven, they were greeted at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He said to them: "Welcome to Heaven! Let me open the gates for you". So St. Peter opened heaven's gates and showed them in. St. Peter continued: "Here in heaven, we reward you with all the good things that your heart desires. And since you have been taking good care of yourselves by leading a healthy life, you may now eat as much as you like, and you won't get fat!".St. Peter showed them a large table filled with all the rich food that they old couple have been depriving themselves from eating. There was roast chicken, barbecued ribs, steaks, ice-cream etc... The old man looked at the table and said to his wife: "Dammit Marta, we could have been here DECADES ago!".
Copy from chucky
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