1) Memeluk Bantal.
Mereka yang suka memeluk bantal biasanya berjiwa seni. Mereka mempunyai penghargaan yang tinggi terhadap lukisan, muzik dan sastera. Perasaan mereka halus dan jiwa mereka romantik. Kadangkala ada yang boleh membaca peristiwa yang akan berlaku melalui mimpi. Mereka juga sangat prihatin terhadap kesusilaan.
2) Menggunakan Banyak Bantal.
Mereka biasanya kurang kenyakinan. Dalam kehidupan seharian mereka memerlukan banyak pendamping. Mereka jarang membuat keputusan sendiri, sebaliknya mendapatkan pandangan orang lain.
3) Tidur Dengan Satu Bantal.
Mereka bukan jenis mengada-ngada dan boleh menerima keadaan seadanya. Mereka juga membuat keputusan berdasarkan fikiran dan bukan nafsu semata-mata.
4) Meletakkan Bantal Di Bawah Kaki.
Mereka mempunyai sifat kurang baik. Mereka jarang bergaul dgn org ramai, malah kaku dalam pergaulan. Ini menyebabkan mereka cenderung bersifat egois. Mereka juga gemar menempuh jalan pintas untuk mencapai cita2. Mereka tdk suka berusaha.
5) Tidur Tanpa Bantal.
Mereka memiliki sifat percaya diri yang sangat tinggi. Kadangkala sifat percaya diri ini akhirnya akan membawa kepada sifat ego.
6) Tidak Punya Bantal.
Kasihan betul pergi kedai belilah satu!! ;)
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Madu Lebah
Lorna's Lawak! (Edited)
Dalam satu kejadian yg agak susah nak diterimaakal, iaitu sebuah kapal terbang telah mengalami kerosakan enjin dan sedang menjunam hendak terhempas, terdapat 5 org penumpang di dalamnyatetapi beg parachute kecemasan hanya ada 4.
Berkata lah penumpang pertama, "Aku Hafiz Hashim. Malaysia perlukan aku. Kalau aku tadak, macamana nanti Malaysia nak menang All England lagi?". Lalu dia mengambil beg pertama dan terus terjun.
Penumpang kedua pulak berkata, "Aku Hillary Clinton, bekas wanita pertama US. Aku seorang yang paling bercita² tinggi dan aku juga senator New York. Aku juga berpotensi nak jadi seorang President". Dia pula mengambil satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang ketiga menyampuk, "Ahh... aku President US! George W. Bush. Aku ada tanggungjawab yang berat untuk menjaga sebuah negara yang kuat. Tambahan pula, akulah President yang terpandai dalam sejarah US. Org Amerika mana yang hendak melihat aku mati?". Dia terus menyentap satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang keempat, Mr Oss berkata kepada penumpang kelima, seorang budak berumur 10 tahun, "Saya seorang yang alim dan saya berserah kepada Allah untuk menentukan hidup dan mati saya. Adik ambillah beg parachute yg terakhir tu.
Budak 10 tahun itu menjawap, "Jgn bimbang. Ada satu lagi beg parachute utk pakcik. President terpandai dalam sejarah US tu terambil beg sekolah saya".
End! Hehe
Berkata lah penumpang pertama, "Aku Hafiz Hashim. Malaysia perlukan aku. Kalau aku tadak, macamana nanti Malaysia nak menang All England lagi?". Lalu dia mengambil beg pertama dan terus terjun.
Penumpang kedua pulak berkata, "Aku Hillary Clinton, bekas wanita pertama US. Aku seorang yang paling bercita² tinggi dan aku juga senator New York. Aku juga berpotensi nak jadi seorang President". Dia pula mengambil satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang ketiga menyampuk, "Ahh... aku President US! George W. Bush. Aku ada tanggungjawab yang berat untuk menjaga sebuah negara yang kuat. Tambahan pula, akulah President yang terpandai dalam sejarah US. Org Amerika mana yang hendak melihat aku mati?". Dia terus menyentap satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang keempat, Mr Oss berkata kepada penumpang kelima, seorang budak berumur 10 tahun, "Saya seorang yang alim dan saya berserah kepada Allah untuk menentukan hidup dan mati saya. Adik ambillah beg parachute yg terakhir tu.
Budak 10 tahun itu menjawap, "Jgn bimbang. Ada satu lagi beg parachute utk pakcik. President terpandai dalam sejarah US tu terambil beg sekolah saya".
End! Hehe
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Wonder Dog!
Monday, April 09, 2007
Iron Dulu
Seorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru berkahwin.Setelah membunyikan loceng, si nenek terkejut kerana mendapati cucu perempuannya yang membuka pintu dgn tanpa seurat benang pun di badannya.Belum sempat si nenek bertanya, si cucu berkata, "Saya sedang menunggu suami saya pulang dari berkerja nie nek!"."Yg kau telanjang tu nape!!!???" marah si nenek."Ini la BAJU CINTA saya" balas si cucu perempuannya."BAJU CINTA ??" si nenek kehairanan."Ya, suami saya menyukainya, saya juga begitu senang MEMAKAInya. Saya harap nenek dapat balik dulu sebelum suami saya pulang kerana tentu suami saya nanti akan berasa malu melihat saya memakai BAJU CINTA ini di hadapan nenek." pinta si cucu perempuannya.Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya mungkin itu cara terbaru si isteri melayan sang suami.Di dalam perjalanan pulang si nenek mendapat idea ... Fikirnya dengan mengikut cara cucu perempuannya, sudah tentu dia dapat mengeratkan hubungannya dengan si atok yang sudah berumur.Sesampainya di rumah, si nenek tadi terus menanggalkan semua pakaiannya, mandi, berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi sewangi wanginya. Kemudian si nenek tadi pun menunggu si atok pulang.Beberapa ketika si atok pon pulang. Sebaik saja pintu di buka, si atok mendapati si nenek berbogel kat depan pintu."Awat hang nie? Dah buang tebiat keee???" marah si atok tadi."Ini lah BAJU CINTA saya bang" kata si nenek tadi."BAJU CINTA???......Kok iye pun, IRON la dulu baju tu!!
Irish Joke
The Ultimate Irish Joke EVER Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem. " The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy And Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's Truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place. " He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me! "
THERE'S MORE. . .
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of The cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either! "
IT IS NOT OVER YET. . .
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"
THERE'S MORE. . .
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of The cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either! "
IT IS NOT OVER YET. . .
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"
A Coupled!
An elderly couple led a very healthy life. The wife was a health fanatic, so they were eating healthy food every day. They did not eat unhealthy food such as bacon, steak, maybe on rare occasions, but generally they ate healthy food and exercised regularly. So they both lived to a ripe old age.When they both died and went to heaven, they were greeted at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He said to them: "Welcome to Heaven! Let me open the gates for you". So St. Peter opened heaven's gates and showed them in. St. Peter continued: "Here in heaven, we reward you with all the good things that your heart desires. And since you have been taking good care of yourselves by leading a healthy life, you may now eat as much as you like, and you won't get fat!".St. Peter showed them a large table filled with all the rich food that they old couple have been depriving themselves from eating. There was roast chicken, barbecued ribs, steaks, ice-cream etc... The old man looked at the table and said to his wife: "Dammit Marta, we could have been here DECADES ago!".
Copy from chucky
Copy from chucky
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