Lawak PCK

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn....

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight (correct) or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.... you go and dig your nose inflont of your whole class izzit? stupid

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!