Tajuk : Terima Kasih Datuk

Lama tidak blogging... apa pa pun, bagus juga kita kongsi karangan bertajuk terima kasih datuk daripada seorang pelajar yang saya sendiri pun tidak pasti dari mana... hehe... apa pa pun, Thanks Diana... ko la yang kestau sa cerita lawak ni... hehe

Ini karangan pertama dia.... saya rasa dia ni memang orang dusun tulin... hahahaha

Terima kasih datuk ver. 2... still banyak kesalahan... nda pa ugou... lau ko wat buku cerita, saya beli juga... hehehe

Terima kasih datuk ver. 3... Kotoh!!! Hahahaha

Memang budak ni nda buli kana ajar senang2... Haha... Jia you jia you cikgu2 semua... hahaha... apa pa pun,.. syabas untuk pelajar ini sebab buat saya ketawa... Auuh!

RANHILL

KISAH BENAR

Sampul surat dihantar oleh LHDN......Seorang pekerja swasta telah membuat panggilan ke LHDN dan bertanyakan 'Form 'B'. Salah seorang kerani LHDN telah menjawab panggilan tersebut dan bertanyakan alamat bagi membolehkan borang tersebut dihantar dan berikut adalah perbualan mereka :-


Kerani LHDN : Boleh bagi alamat encik?

Pekerja Swasta : Ok, hantar ke Ranhill Worley di opis saya.

Kerani LHDN : Apa Ranhill? ...... eja macam mana?

Pekerja Swasta : R.A.N.H.I.L. L eja dia camni : 'R'.. untuk Rumah... 'A' untuk Ayam .. 'N' untuk Nangka... 'H' untuk Holland ... 'I' untuk itik.. 'L.L' untuk lain- lain.....'

Kerani LHDN : Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat itu...

Selepas seminggu, borang tersebut pun sampai - jom tengok alamat di sampul surat !!!Malaysia Boleh!!!


EN. ADLY BIN ISMAIL
RANHILL - Rmh Ayam N. Holland Itek Lain
Worley Sdn Bhd.
10A, Tkt 1, Bangunan Permint,
Bandar Baru Seri Kerteh
24300 KERTEH, TNG.

Interview with the Arabian...

An Arab National Interviewed at US Embassy;

Consul : Your Name, please?
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Arabian : Abdul Aziz, sir..
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Consul : Sex?
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Arabian : 3 times a day, sir.
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Consul : I mean, male or female....
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Arabian : Both male and female, sometimes with camel, sir.
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Consul : Holy cow!!
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Arabian : Yes, cows and dogs too...
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Consul : Man, isn't that hostile?
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Arabian : Horse Style, dog style, any style...
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Consul : Oh dear!...
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Arabian : Deer? No deer! They run verry fast!!

hehe... Original message sent by Brenda Vellarie...

The most shocking International Joke! But it was real... hehe

Based on a True Incident

What happened @ Bangalore Airport
Special Report!!!

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Airport Security : What's your Name?

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Passenger : Batman

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Airport Security : Your real name please?

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Passenger : My name is Bat-Man

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Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

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Passenger : Superman
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Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room
Then they checked his Passport...
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Cita-cita Tidak Kesampaian!

Some people born to be a policeman...

But,.. becareful... not all policeman a cops...

Some of then maybe just in uniform... hehe

The Most Spoiled Picture's Ever...

Can u imagine how kind of love things when to couple enjoying their environment together? Huh,.. dont forgot ur butt mem... hehe... Ur going to be injured while u have lot's of fat... hehe

Oh that dog... "Blacky, u ruined my picture!!"...

A dogs... No comment... hehe

Be thankful of your body... Don't be shy... hahaha... What kind of human wear nothing at the weding ceremony....

Even Scoby doo got feeling about sex... haha

Great idea to be thieves...

OMG!!... U had been spoted man,.. haha...

Even u are the gay's but dont do this... Shame on lad's...

Most precious momment... hahaha... i dont know what she 'garu2' maybe 'kurap', 'panau' or else... haha