Seorang pelancong dari America pergi bercuti di Sabah bah... Kemudian:
Pelancong : Taxi!! Stop...
Strreetttt.... Taxi pun berhenti...
Pemandu taxi : Apa dia tuan?
Pelancong : Bawa saya berjalan jalan di bandar Kota Kinabalu...
Pemandu taxi : Ok...
Dengan itu, pemandu taxi pun bawa lah si pelancong tersebut merayau rayau di KK... Mula mula pergi Center Point...
Pelancong : Wah, hebatnya tempat ni... Apa ni? Huh! Canggih Sungguh!
Pemandu taxi : (Dengan Bangganya) Hehe... Ini lah Center Point...
Pelancong : Wah! Hebat, hebat.... Agak agak berapa tahun boleh siap aa?
Pemandu taxi : Dalam 4 tahun kali...
Pelancong : Wah! Memang hebat! Tapi lau tempat kami, 2 tahun boleh siap sudah ni!
Pemandu taxi : Ciss!!
Kemudian, Pemandu taxi tersebut bawa pelancong tu pergi Wisma Merdeka...
Pelancong : Wah! Ini pun hebat... memang hebat... Ini pun buat 4 tahun ka?
Pemandu taxi rasa nak berlagak sikit pastu dia cakap...
Pemandu taxi : Alaa... ini dua tahun ja....
Pelancong : Hebat! Memang hebat... tapi lau tempat kami, 1 tahun jak ni...
Pemandu taxi : Cisss... kena lagi....
Selepas tu, pemandu taxi bawa pelancong pergi ke likas... dari jauh pelancong nampak Yayasan Sabah... pastu...
Pelancong : Wah... apa tu, apa tu... tingginya...
Pemandu taxi wat tak tau jak... nda menoleh pun...
Pelancong : Wei! Tengok, tengok... cantik betul la...
Pemandu taxi pun tidak sabar lagi melihat pelancong tu lalu berkata...
Pemandu Taxi : Mana? Tidak tau! Semalam tiada tu...
Hehehe...
Cerita di remind oleh Ain...
Monday, June 25, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
SMS Lagi...
SMS 1...
Sekumpulan syaitan masuk ke bilik aku semalam... Dia kata, nak bunuh orang baik baik... Jadi aku cadangkan nama kau... Terkejut aku bila syaitan tu kata.. " Oh No! dia tu bos kami" hehe...
From Welsy...
SMS 2...
Habis! Celaka! Ni enko punya pasal lah... Adei... aku dah malu... habis semua orang ko bagitau yang aku ni.... hensem... hehe
From Enol De Spine...
SMS 3...
Suatu hari, Adam bertanya kepada Tuhan... " Tuhan, kenapa engkau mencipta neraka?" Tuhan menjawab... "Untuk menempatkan orang-orang yang macam ko!" hehe
From Olivia @ Biuk!
SMS 4...
Ini satu rompakan, yang cantik ke kiri, yang cute pi kanan,... ko! yang muka cam tenuk tu, jan pura pura baca message!"
From Charity...
SMS 5...
Siapa cakap English tu senang? Isikan tempat kosong samada 'yes' or 'no'!
Soalan: (_____), i'm pig!
Hehe... Kalau berani, jawab lah! hahaha
From Ivy...
Sekumpulan syaitan masuk ke bilik aku semalam... Dia kata, nak bunuh orang baik baik... Jadi aku cadangkan nama kau... Terkejut aku bila syaitan tu kata.. " Oh No! dia tu bos kami" hehe...
From Welsy...
SMS 2...
Habis! Celaka! Ni enko punya pasal lah... Adei... aku dah malu... habis semua orang ko bagitau yang aku ni.... hensem... hehe
From Enol De Spine...
SMS 3...
Suatu hari, Adam bertanya kepada Tuhan... " Tuhan, kenapa engkau mencipta neraka?" Tuhan menjawab... "Untuk menempatkan orang-orang yang macam ko!" hehe
From Olivia @ Biuk!
SMS 4...
Ini satu rompakan, yang cantik ke kiri, yang cute pi kanan,... ko! yang muka cam tenuk tu, jan pura pura baca message!"
From Charity...
SMS 5...
Siapa cakap English tu senang? Isikan tempat kosong samada 'yes' or 'no'!
Soalan: (_____), i'm pig!
Hehe... Kalau berani, jawab lah! hahaha
From Ivy...
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Kategori Manusia Berdasarkan Bantal!
1) Memeluk Bantal.
Mereka yang suka memeluk bantal biasanya berjiwa seni. Mereka mempunyai penghargaan yang tinggi terhadap lukisan, muzik dan sastera. Perasaan mereka halus dan jiwa mereka romantik. Kadangkala ada yang boleh membaca peristiwa yang akan berlaku melalui mimpi. Mereka juga sangat prihatin terhadap kesusilaan.
2) Menggunakan Banyak Bantal.
Mereka biasanya kurang kenyakinan. Dalam kehidupan seharian mereka memerlukan banyak pendamping. Mereka jarang membuat keputusan sendiri, sebaliknya mendapatkan pandangan orang lain.
3) Tidur Dengan Satu Bantal.
Mereka bukan jenis mengada-ngada dan boleh menerima keadaan seadanya. Mereka juga membuat keputusan berdasarkan fikiran dan bukan nafsu semata-mata.
4) Meletakkan Bantal Di Bawah Kaki.
Mereka mempunyai sifat kurang baik. Mereka jarang bergaul dgn org ramai, malah kaku dalam pergaulan. Ini menyebabkan mereka cenderung bersifat egois. Mereka juga gemar menempuh jalan pintas untuk mencapai cita2. Mereka tdk suka berusaha.
5) Tidur Tanpa Bantal.
Mereka memiliki sifat percaya diri yang sangat tinggi. Kadangkala sifat percaya diri ini akhirnya akan membawa kepada sifat ego.
6) Tidak Punya Bantal.
Kasihan betul pergi kedai belilah satu!! ;)
Mereka yang suka memeluk bantal biasanya berjiwa seni. Mereka mempunyai penghargaan yang tinggi terhadap lukisan, muzik dan sastera. Perasaan mereka halus dan jiwa mereka romantik. Kadangkala ada yang boleh membaca peristiwa yang akan berlaku melalui mimpi. Mereka juga sangat prihatin terhadap kesusilaan.
2) Menggunakan Banyak Bantal.
Mereka biasanya kurang kenyakinan. Dalam kehidupan seharian mereka memerlukan banyak pendamping. Mereka jarang membuat keputusan sendiri, sebaliknya mendapatkan pandangan orang lain.
3) Tidur Dengan Satu Bantal.
Mereka bukan jenis mengada-ngada dan boleh menerima keadaan seadanya. Mereka juga membuat keputusan berdasarkan fikiran dan bukan nafsu semata-mata.
4) Meletakkan Bantal Di Bawah Kaki.
Mereka mempunyai sifat kurang baik. Mereka jarang bergaul dgn org ramai, malah kaku dalam pergaulan. Ini menyebabkan mereka cenderung bersifat egois. Mereka juga gemar menempuh jalan pintas untuk mencapai cita2. Mereka tdk suka berusaha.
5) Tidur Tanpa Bantal.
Mereka memiliki sifat percaya diri yang sangat tinggi. Kadangkala sifat percaya diri ini akhirnya akan membawa kepada sifat ego.
6) Tidak Punya Bantal.
Kasihan betul pergi kedai belilah satu!! ;)
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Madu Lebah
Mengapa Madu Bewarna Kuning Keemasan....?
A) Kerana cahaya matahari yang diterima oleh bunga?
B) Kerana pollen bunga memang bewarna kuning keemasan?
C) Kerana ia diproses oleh lebah ...?
D) Saya tak tahu......
Just scroll down......
A) Kerana cahaya matahari yang diterima oleh bunga?
B) Kerana pollen bunga memang bewarna kuning keemasan?
C) Kerana ia diproses oleh lebah ...?
D) Saya tak tahu......
Just scroll down......
Lorna's Lawak! (Edited)
Dalam satu kejadian yg agak susah nak diterimaakal, iaitu sebuah kapal terbang telah mengalami kerosakan enjin dan sedang menjunam hendak terhempas, terdapat 5 org penumpang di dalamnyatetapi beg parachute kecemasan hanya ada 4.
Berkata lah penumpang pertama, "Aku Hafiz Hashim. Malaysia perlukan aku. Kalau aku tadak, macamana nanti Malaysia nak menang All England lagi?". Lalu dia mengambil beg pertama dan terus terjun.
Penumpang kedua pulak berkata, "Aku Hillary Clinton, bekas wanita pertama US. Aku seorang yang paling bercita² tinggi dan aku juga senator New York. Aku juga berpotensi nak jadi seorang President". Dia pula mengambil satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang ketiga menyampuk, "Ahh... aku President US! George W. Bush. Aku ada tanggungjawab yang berat untuk menjaga sebuah negara yang kuat. Tambahan pula, akulah President yang terpandai dalam sejarah US. Org Amerika mana yang hendak melihat aku mati?". Dia terus menyentap satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang keempat, Mr Oss berkata kepada penumpang kelima, seorang budak berumur 10 tahun, "Saya seorang yang alim dan saya berserah kepada Allah untuk menentukan hidup dan mati saya. Adik ambillah beg parachute yg terakhir tu.
Budak 10 tahun itu menjawap, "Jgn bimbang. Ada satu lagi beg parachute utk pakcik. President terpandai dalam sejarah US tu terambil beg sekolah saya".
End! Hehe
Berkata lah penumpang pertama, "Aku Hafiz Hashim. Malaysia perlukan aku. Kalau aku tadak, macamana nanti Malaysia nak menang All England lagi?". Lalu dia mengambil beg pertama dan terus terjun.
Penumpang kedua pulak berkata, "Aku Hillary Clinton, bekas wanita pertama US. Aku seorang yang paling bercita² tinggi dan aku juga senator New York. Aku juga berpotensi nak jadi seorang President". Dia pula mengambil satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang ketiga menyampuk, "Ahh... aku President US! George W. Bush. Aku ada tanggungjawab yang berat untuk menjaga sebuah negara yang kuat. Tambahan pula, akulah President yang terpandai dalam sejarah US. Org Amerika mana yang hendak melihat aku mati?". Dia terus menyentap satu beg dan terus terjun.
Penumpang keempat, Mr Oss berkata kepada penumpang kelima, seorang budak berumur 10 tahun, "Saya seorang yang alim dan saya berserah kepada Allah untuk menentukan hidup dan mati saya. Adik ambillah beg parachute yg terakhir tu.
Budak 10 tahun itu menjawap, "Jgn bimbang. Ada satu lagi beg parachute utk pakcik. President terpandai dalam sejarah US tu terambil beg sekolah saya".
End! Hehe
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Wonder Dog!
This is Ronaldinho's dogs... Dia tu penternak anjing... bukan pembela anjing... hehe.jpg)
Ni patriotik punya anjing... Adei... nda sopan langsung...
Woi... Jangan senyum senyum... macam ada hutang!
Kesian anjing ni... Kena gilette... Kepada lelaki2, waspada lah ngan pompuan gilatte... hehe
Haha... No comment... memang kena edit ni... hehe
Adei... Lau ya pun pajang kaki, jan la tidur di sofa... hehe
Noty XXX
Hmm... Becareful... haha 
Two in one... hehe
Can explain like this... hehe
Hehe... for membership only...
Need Milk?
ctrl + alt + del = restart
Why David Beckham loves adidas? hehe
Monday, April 09, 2007
Iron Dulu
Seorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru berkahwin.Setelah membunyikan loceng, si nenek terkejut kerana mendapati cucu perempuannya yang membuka pintu dgn tanpa seurat benang pun di badannya.Belum sempat si nenek bertanya, si cucu berkata, "Saya sedang menunggu suami saya pulang dari berkerja nie nek!"."Yg kau telanjang tu nape!!!???" marah si nenek."Ini la BAJU CINTA saya" balas si cucu perempuannya."BAJU CINTA ??" si nenek kehairanan."Ya, suami saya menyukainya, saya juga begitu senang MEMAKAInya. Saya harap nenek dapat balik dulu sebelum suami saya pulang kerana tentu suami saya nanti akan berasa malu melihat saya memakai BAJU CINTA ini di hadapan nenek." pinta si cucu perempuannya.Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya mungkin itu cara terbaru si isteri melayan sang suami.Di dalam perjalanan pulang si nenek mendapat idea ... Fikirnya dengan mengikut cara cucu perempuannya, sudah tentu dia dapat mengeratkan hubungannya dengan si atok yang sudah berumur.Sesampainya di rumah, si nenek tadi terus menanggalkan semua pakaiannya, mandi, berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi sewangi wanginya. Kemudian si nenek tadi pun menunggu si atok pulang.Beberapa ketika si atok pon pulang. Sebaik saja pintu di buka, si atok mendapati si nenek berbogel kat depan pintu."Awat hang nie? Dah buang tebiat keee???" marah si atok tadi."Ini lah BAJU CINTA saya bang" kata si nenek tadi."BAJU CINTA???......Kok iye pun, IRON la dulu baju tu!!
Irish Joke
The Ultimate Irish Joke EVER Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem. " The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy And Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's Truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place. " He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me! "
THERE'S MORE. . .
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of The cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either! "
IT IS NOT OVER YET. . .
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"
THERE'S MORE. . .
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of The cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either! "
IT IS NOT OVER YET. . .
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"
A Coupled!
An elderly couple led a very healthy life. The wife was a health fanatic, so they were eating healthy food every day. They did not eat unhealthy food such as bacon, steak, maybe on rare occasions, but generally they ate healthy food and exercised regularly. So they both lived to a ripe old age.When they both died and went to heaven, they were greeted at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He said to them: "Welcome to Heaven! Let me open the gates for you". So St. Peter opened heaven's gates and showed them in. St. Peter continued: "Here in heaven, we reward you with all the good things that your heart desires. And since you have been taking good care of yourselves by leading a healthy life, you may now eat as much as you like, and you won't get fat!".St. Peter showed them a large table filled with all the rich food that they old couple have been depriving themselves from eating. There was roast chicken, barbecued ribs, steaks, ice-cream etc... The old man looked at the table and said to his wife: "Dammit Marta, we could have been here DECADES ago!".
Copy from chucky
Copy from chucky
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Condom Versi Ciggarette!
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel : You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel : You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Lawak PCK
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn....
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight (correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.... you go and dig your nose inflont of your whole class izzit? stupid
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn....
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight (correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.... you go and dig your nose inflont of your whole class izzit? stupid
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Pregnant Girl
A girl pregnant...
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with greyhair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of theproblem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge."
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account".
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him;
"Then you try again...!"
Original Story From Agnes
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with greyhair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of theproblem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge."
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account".
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him;
"Then you try again...!"
Original Story From Agnes
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Can u read this.only 227 ploepe can undrestnad
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
Original From Angela
Original From Angela
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Fun SMS
Gathered in a large hall, an Angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven. Before i could start writing mine, i heard you shouting, "Extra paper please!"
Original From Nelvy Ching
Original From Nelvy Ching
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
TEKA-TEKI YANG PERLU DIBERI PENAMPAR !!!
1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu lu tido balik....
2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M opp!!! salah EPL laaa
3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.
4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
Answer: Kuda belang....cube kira brape black belt dia ade.
5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.
6) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'
7) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...
8) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus
9) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut
10) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak
11) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'
12) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: Sekretari baik.................. 'Selamat pagi Boss' Sekretari kurang baik........... 'Dah pagi ni Boss'
13) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...heheheh
14) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur
15) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung
16) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...
17) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ....gile ape...
18) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah......
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu lu tido balik....
2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M opp!!! salah EPL laaa
3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.
4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
Answer: Kuda belang....cube kira brape black belt dia ade.
5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.
6) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'
7) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...
8) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus
9) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut
10) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak
11) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'
12) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: Sekretari baik.................. 'Selamat pagi Boss' Sekretari kurang baik........... 'Dah pagi ni Boss'
13) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...heheheh
14) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur
15) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung
16) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...
17) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ....gile ape...
18) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah......
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Jubur Mu Hitam!
Mak Limah ada lima orang anak lelaki... Jubir, Borhan, Musrin, Hisyam dan Tamrin.... Bila Limah nak panggil semua anak dia,... dia akan sebut... Ju, Bor, Mu, Hi, Tam!!! hahahaha
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Karangan Si Gaman!
One day i studi cook, i want cook sada... The sada is very dirthy, i do operation, the sada is very naughty, jumping jumping... I pises-pises the tulu. The sada is silent, after operate, i wash the sada. i start cook cook, the oil is hot, i throw the sada, the oil is jumping. i start kung fu, the oil is alasu om kolonuk. the end, i eat the cook cook sada, very asadap... ingka ne....
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