Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Interview with the Arabian...

An Arab National Interviewed at US Embassy;

Consul : Your Name, please?
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Arabian : Abdul Aziz, sir..
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Consul : Sex?
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Arabian : 3 times a day, sir.
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Consul : I mean, male or female....
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Arabian : Both male and female, sometimes with camel, sir.
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Consul : Holy cow!!
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Arabian : Yes, cows and dogs too...
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Consul : Man, isn't that hostile?
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Arabian : Horse Style, dog style, any style...
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Consul : Oh dear!...
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Arabian : Deer? No deer! They run verry fast!!

hehe... Original message sent by Brenda Vellarie...

The most shocking International Joke! But it was real... hehe

Based on a True Incident
What happened @ Bangalore Airport
Special Report!!!
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Airport Security : What's your Name?
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Passenger : Batman
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Airport Security : Your real name please?
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Passenger : My name is Bat-Man
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Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?
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Passenger : Superman
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Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room
Then they checked his Passport...
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